Any advice on how a Manc can survive a trip to Anfield this afternoon?

I will not be driving or wearing any jewelry so I have that covered.Any advice on how a Manc can survive a trip to Anfield this afternoon?
Babe, You can easily survive if you were to bring me along with you :)


*muahAny advice on how a Manc can survive a trip to Anfield this afternoon?
Feel free to make a pit-stop in Yorkshire beforehand. I have a purple shellsuit, with a green go faster stripe down the side, in pristine condition which you are free to borrow - it may help a little with the transition into foreign climes.
Wear a gorilla suit, a Pool scarf and Chelsea woolly hat - and ask those around you - ';Are Arsenal in the red or the blue?';


That ought to ensure you're left in peace.





(Don't forget the bananas.)
Well Audi seems to have that covered...but try, try very hard not to get carried away and smile, snigger, ROFL, and hope for the best :o..lol
Bring a shotgun and blow steve gerrards head off
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING THERE?!?!!? ;)
just keep your manc gob shut for a change
wear a man u shirt and run around screaming liverfool...u be pretty safe being escorted by cops..
now you just need to remove that smug expression and you'll be ok....