Can someone give me some advice on how to patent an idea, and who should I contact?

I have some great ideas and don't have the capital fund right now to patent it. I need info on how to apply for a free government grant, and how to apply for a patent application. Please reply if your are experienced in this field or know of a reputable business that I can contact. In desperate need.Can someone give me some advice on how to patent an idea, and who should I contact?
We have not seen any government grants for 15 years. The cities and counties sell 30 year bonds to raise money. You apply for ';bond money'; for your new idea. You must pay the money back. it is not a gift.


Or you pay $105 at the Patent Office. www.uspto.gov to get a Provisional Patent. This protects your idea but it must be fully developed quickly or you lose it.


Or you go to www.RAISECAPITAl.com (not my website) to apply to Venture Capitalists. They will offer you $50,000 for your idea but don't accept the money. Keep your idea and you will make $Millions..